did you know that the main reason we have a school lunch program is that in 1946 kids were too underfed to qualify for military service bc i just found that out and am horrified

nobody cares about children’s well being without an ulterior motive

“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.” - George Carlin

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staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 

but if you work retail or any non-tip accepting job, that money goes straight to corporate profit and it may also mess up your register count at the end of the day and you may get in trouble

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it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm


If we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.




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I guess it’ll soon it’ll be know as kawaii.

Did you

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:


Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

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did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

my life has been a lie

….not entirely true, it acts as a slip n slide for bacteria and other yuckies on your skin and also acts as a glue - or emulsifier - for dirt and oil on your skin so it can be washed away

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I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck