did you know that the main reason we have a school lunch program is that in 1946 kids were too underfed to qualify for military service bc i just found that out and am horrified
nobody cares about children’s well being without an ulterior motive
“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.” - George Carlin
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
but if you work retail or any non-tip accepting job, that money goes straight to corporate profit and it may also mess up your register count at the end of the day and you may get in trouble
it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm
If we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.
I guess it’ll soon it’ll be know as kawaii.
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today
my life has been a lie
….not entirely true, it acts as a slip n slide for bacteria and other yuckies on your skin and also acts as a glue - or emulsifier - for dirt and oil on your skin so it can be washed away